-You have booked as many massage appointments as you can until the end of the year
-Your new personal scent of choice is Tiger Balm because most of the time it’s spread over your entire body
-Your hot water bottle is never cold
-You find yourself at the hardware store buying dowels to roll out your adductors, hamstrings, and vastus lateralis
-You plan your week around your yoga classes
-Your husband says a few times a day: But I don’t care about my greater trocanter!
…and there are many more to come…